Humans of Etown: Deon Williamston


“So once upon a time, I was about ten years old, during the summer time– and I lived in Georgia, I wasn’t in Pennsylvania, so it would usually get hot down there– so to kind of remedy this, I would go to the park a lot and ride my bike.

And so, during the midst of riding my bike, I found a sharp pain in the back of my neck and I had no idea where that came from.

So I hopped off my bike and looked around and I didn’t see anything, so I looked at the ground and I saw there was a dead bumble bee.
So that bumble bee attacked me out of nowhere for no reason.

Ever since then, every time I see a bumble bee, I decide to get twenty feet away from it, so…

Lesson learned: bumble bees are evil. Stay away. Never go near one of them. Don’t trust them. They could be cute and cuddly, but… They’re evil.”


Check out other Humans of Etown stories, such as a feature on Kristi Syrdahl and another on Sierra Rosa.

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